Green is not my color. I may look fine wearing it, but I still don't like it.
Why all of the pinching? Don't people know by now that it isn't nice to pinch another person without asking permission first?
Where is my pot of gold? All of these years and I still don't have a pot of gold. Not even a fake one!
Are animals supposed to celebrate, too? Should they be forced to celebrate?
Why on earth would an elementary school chose to do Spring pictures on a holiday like St. Patrick's Day? Don't they realize that 95% of the children will be wearing green in the pictures? Don't they realize that the 5% of the children who do not wear green will spend the entire day trying to avoid being pinched by their peers? Someone should have looked at the calendar a little more closely to make sure that the school wouldn't have a bunch of little leprechauns show up for picture day. Seriously.
Maybe I just hate green.
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